英语小笑话

1、A Useful Way 一个有效的方法

Father: Jack， why do you drink so much water?

Jack: I have just had an apple， Dad。

Father: Whats that got to do with it?

Jack: I forgot to wash the apple。

爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀?

杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。

爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢?

杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。

2、我根本就看不见

After supper， the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests。 At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV， Honey， go see if the kitchen light is on or not? After a while， her son returnedand said， Ma， the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all。

晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”

3、Toms excuse 汤姆的借口

Teacher: Tom， why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I e to the corner， a sign says， School-Go Slow。

教师：汤姆，您为什么每一天上学迟到?

汤姆：我每次走过拐角，一个路标上头写着：学校----慢行。

4、三只乌龟

Three turtles decided to have a cup of coffee。 Just as they got into the cafe， it started to rain。

The biggest turtle said to the smallest one， Go home and get the umbrella。

The little turtle replied， I will， if you dont drink my offee。

We wont， the other two promised。

Two years later the big turtle said to the middle turtle， Well， I guess he isnt ing back， so we might as well drink his coffee。

Just then a voice called from outside the door， If you do， I wont go。

三只乌龟决定去喝咖啡。它们刚到咖啡店的门口，就下起雨来。于是最大的那只乌龟对最小的乌龟说，“回家去取伞吧。”[由Www.QunZou.Com整理]

最小的乌龟说，“如果你们不把我的咖啡喝了，我就去。”

“我们不喝，”另外两只乌龟答应说。

两年后，大乌龟对中乌龟说，“好吧，我猜他肯定不回来了，我们能够把它的咖啡喝掉了。”

正在这时，一个声音从门外传来，“你们要是喝了，我就不去。”